- teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
- me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here
Let’s play a game of how fucked up can I get and still convince everyone that I’m functioning
There’s nothing more attractive than a girls moan. I’m not talking about the loud and obnoxious porn star type of moan either, I’m talking about the soft unexpected moans. Those moans that not even the girl is expecting to come out. Those moans that the girl is trying so desperately to keep in cause her parents are home. Those moans that are followed by aggressive actions such as pulling you closer or biting etc. The moans that let you know you’re doing everything perfect.